The most refreshing way to begin my day is with a morning jog. One fine day in Scotland I decided to do just that.
I was running down a footpath towards the coast, getting lost in the beauty of my surroundings, when suddenly I looked up to realize I had no idea where I was. Typical as I more often than not I get lost while running. I'm going to pitch a tracking device idea to Nike, one you can put in your shoe and always be found when lost.
I vaguely remembered running beside a large green open area that had the potential to be a soccer field, so decided to ask the next person I saw if they knew in what direction it was.
"Large green field?" the next gentlemen I saw repeated to me with a confused expression on his face, "Yea, ye'r just go down' de trail, take a left dhere, go up de hill, and you'll come righ' out on' it."
"Sweet, thank," I repled before bouncing down the trail.
Ten minutes later I was still running up the hill, which I'm realizing now is more of a mountain, and something doesn't feel right.
Blonde moment of the day;
all of Scotland is rolling green field!
I have never seen this field in particular before, and I'm not even sure I'm still in Edinburgh, just lost near Arthur's Seat.
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I use the rising sun as a bearing, and start heading in the direction I'd assume the city is in. Unfortunately there is a gigantic mountain between us.
But Alas! A hiker coming over the mountain towards me! I run up to him.
"Excuse me, but can you tell me how to get to the Edinburgh castle from here?"
This elderly man looks at me and starts laughing hysterically, "De Castle? From Here?!?"
Did I stutter?
"Yes the castle," I replied coolly.
"Oh well, its quite far. Are ya runnin' there?"
No, I left my horse at the bottom of the mountain.
"Yes I'm running there."
"Ha well alrighty then, it's just over this mountain and about 4 miles straight ahead! Oh wait- have ye'r got any money with ya?"
What's the deal! I'm not paying you to tell me to run over a mountain!
"No I'm sorry I don't have any on me," I said sharply, my aggravation rising.
" Oh well that's a shame, you'll probably get mighty hungry on the way back! Ha ha ha!"
Thanks for nothing crazy old Scottish man, glad I could brighten your day.
I start down the trail, and I'm quite exhausted at this point as I've been running for 2 hours already and have yet to climb another mountain. Not to mention, Catherine is probably worried sick because we were supposed to have left to tour Sterling Castle an hour ago. I'm never running again. Well probably tomorrow, but I'm definitely not running again tonight.
It turns out Catherine was only a little upset. I think the sight of me about to pass our alleviated her anger to some extent. Onwards then to Sterling Castle...